Okay so apparently I have opened the flood gates about talking poop. Because I don’t feel a tinge of guilt talking about my kid’s poop stories anymore!
I decided that I would give you guys a little more laughs since some of you told me that Evan’s poop post was the “best post you have EVER written”. Yeah, still feeling a little hurt by that ! Hmmm I really thought I have written some amazing posts but I guess it does come down to poop to win over my readers!
Last week, we were at the park. Evan informed me that he “really needed to go poop in the port-o-potty”
Oh great, those things STRESS and GROSS me out! But an emergency is an emergency right?
So we ran over to the one at the park. Normally it isn’t too gross as port-o-potties go, but since pooping required Evan to “sit”, it was exceptionally disgusting this day. I tried to clean it up as best as possible.
I literally held Evan up, so nothing would touch the nastiness called “the seat”. I thought I did a pretty good job until I stood him up and poop was down his leg and on the OUTSIDE of his jeans. Apparently I need to work on that maneuver a little bit more. Thank heavens I don’t have girls!
But in true Evan fashion, after finishing, he looked down into the hole and exclaimed proudly,”Man, the next person who comes in here is going to FREAK OUT about the poop I left down there!!”
And as if one kid poopin’ at the park isn’t enough, Carter has decided that the park is his poop place of choice recently. No joke, EVERY time we have gone to the park in the last 3 weeks, he has POOPED!! Apparently the extra exercise makes it easier to go?